War in Iraq. War in Afghanistan. (Soon) War in Iran.
Can't bring Noxema on an airplane.
Public schools close libraries, cut art, music and counseling, but here in California prisons are being built faster than Starbucks.
These are things worthy of fist-shaking outrage.
Other times.... white folks just need to be laughed at.
For those who don't know.... there's this dude on A&E who has a "reality" show where he "catches criminals" or some crap like that. It takes place in Hawaii and he says "bro" a lot.
Dude is a big star. For a reality show nobody I guess.
Let's all point at Duane "Dog" Chapman and laugh.
Mullet?
Check.
Bad, terrible skin?
Check.
Terrible, horrible, loudmouth whale of a white trash woman?
Chiggy Check.
There's nothing quite like watching a white person fall from grace.
In one moment, there he is, in all of his whiteness, entitled to the world. Adored, respected and admired.
White folks have no real fear of being killed by cops in traffic stops.
Nor do they ever contemplate the idea that they may be denied a job, a loan, or even housing because they are white.
To be completely honest.... "Dog" and his compadres are technically white trash.
Remember, mullet, skin, fat white blob woman..?
Don't forget MULTIPLE ARRESTS AND CONVICTIONS!!
On February 28, 1976 in Pampa, Texas Chapman was charged and convicted of DWI.
Also in Pampa, Texas on September 16, 1976 he was charged with Homicide. On August 18, 1977 he began serving a five-year sentence and paroled on January 31, 1979. His parole was terminated on December 20, 1980.
No mention is made in his Texas criminal record of arrest or convictions for armed robbery though Chapman claims to have been arrested 18 times for armed robbery. However, he does have two more DWI’s, Burglary, Possession of Burglar Tools, etc.
August 21, 2002 complaints were filed against Chapman for Obstructing a Peace Officer and Disorderly Conduct-Unreasonable Noise (case number 2002M 003004) in Adams County, Colorado court. On 12-12-02 the DA dismissed the obstructing complaint. He pled guilty to the disorderly and received a fine totaling $386.00, inclusive of court costs, etc.
On January 25, 2000 in the Denver County Court he was charged with Disturbing the Peace and Assault (case number 00GS933296); both cases dismissed on 5-15-02.
In the same court on 5-28-99 he was charged with a Seat Belt Violation (imagine that!). He pled guilty and paid a fine totaling $68.11, inclusive of court costs, etc.
On 3-5-98 he was charged with Threats To Person/Property (case number 98GS915487) and entered a not guilty plea. No disposition is listed.
On 10-09-97 Mr. Chapman was complained against for Disturbing The Peace and Assault. He pled not guilty. No disposition of the matter is listed.
In the same court on 8-25-99 he was charged with Violation of Court Orders (case number 99GS807757). He then posted a $500.00 bond and was released. On 9-10-99 he FAILED TO APPEAR! I don’t know the outcome of the case. It is listed that he pleaded not guilty and the case is closed without any additional information.
Again in the same court on 8-15-90 he was charged with Threats To Person/Property and Disturbance By Use Of Phone (case number 90GS012017). He requested a jury trial and the case eventually wound down to nothing.
From the court records Mr. Chapman has several listings under ‘height’ as being 5’0”, 5’2”, 5’5”, 5’7” and even one listing as 5’11”. His ‘weight’ is listed as ranging from 100 lbs. to 205 lbs.
In the Jefferson County, Colorado Court on 12-21-97 Mr. Chapman was charged with Failure To Present Proof Of Insurance, Use Of Vehicle Without Registration and Driving With License Expired (case number 1997T 015610). On 7-29-98 he pled not guilty to the failure to present proof of insurance, then changed his plea to guilty and received a fine. He pled not guilty on the remaining two complaints and the DA ultimately dismissed them.
In Jefferson County, Colorado on 10-9-98 he was charged with Forcible Entry and Detained (case number 1998C 011706). Not guilty plea entered and the case was dismissed by DA on 1-15-99.
In the Denver County Court on 5-18-88 he was charged with Threats To Person/Property (case number 88GS723787). Not guilty plea entered. No disposition listed.
In the same court on 10-10-88 complaints were filed for Disturbing The Peace, Disorderly Intoxication and IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER. All he received was a fine totaling $91.00.
Also in the Denver County Court on 9-12-88 a complaint was filed against him for Disturbing The Peace (case number 88GS883457). He entered a not guilty plea and the case was continued without a finding.
Being white must be nice.
You find a BROTHA with this kind of record, he wouldn't even be trusted to mop gas station restrooms. This dude gets a hit TV show and the power to put people in cuffs. Sounds like an 80's movie.
Anyways... recently "Dog" was caught on tape saying some..... not so nice things about people of the African-American persuasion.
Before I continue on, Click Here to hear what ya boy "Dog" says when the cameras are off.
WARNING! Do not listen if you are eating! You will choke and you might die.
And you can't sue "Dog" cuz he's about to be broke.
The absolute best part of the tape, the delicious irony of it all, is him stating:
"I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING I HAVE WORKED FOR BECAUSE SOME FUCKING NIGGER HEARD ME SAY NIGGER!!!!!!"
Well, "Dog".... not only did she hear you, but now all of us did too.
I hope you didn't spend all of your earnings from the show on crystal meth, cuz you're done.
Go have a seat next to Kramer.
Obviously, frustrated racists are in need of some sort of therapy. We have enough to form a rather large support group. And I'm available to facilitate.
Now, as a person of the African-American persuasion.... of course I find his words offensive, hateful, all that stuff.
But I really truly believe that this is how white people talk when they are alone.
Ask me to define nigger and I'll say: An African-American gentleman who has just left the room.
The biggest audience for modern rap music is, as most of us know, white suburban kids.
You really think that when no Coloreds are around, these white kids censor themselves when Puff Daddy or Yung Wayne or Little John get niggy with it?
Hell naw. White kids call each other nigga when nobody else is around.
White folks aren't even slick. They get busted all the damn time.
Remember the "black jelly beans" tapes from Texaco? In 1994, discussing a discrimination lawsuit we heard company Treasurer Robert Ulrich and Senior Personnel Coordinator Richard Lundwall...
ROBERT ULRICH: I've heard this diversity thing. You know, how black jellybeans agree.RICHARD LUNDWALL: That's funny. All the black jellybeans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag.
ROBERT ULRICH: You can't just have we and them. You can't just have black jellybeans and other jellybeans. It doesn't work.
RICHARD LUNDWALL: Yeah. But they're perpetuating the black jellybeans.
ROBERT ULRICH: I'm still having trouble with Hanukkah. Now we have Kwanzaa--Fucking niggers, they have shitted all over us with this.
It happens all the time.
Most recently, we had:
- Michael "Kramer" Richards
- Don Imus...
- Paris "I'm a nigger!!!" Hilton
- Neal Boortz calling then-U.S. Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney a "ghetto slut"
- Trent Lott
- Joe Biden
- The Jena 6
- The Michael Vick thang
- Hurricane Katrina
I leave you with two questions.
1- What would have happened if any of these folks spoke as negatively against Jews?
2- Why are white folks so damn buck wild with their racism lately? What is fueling this, "I don't give a damn, I'm saying NIGGER!!!!" movement?
Until next time,
White People Must Be Stopped.
